Questions & Answers

[ellanoize]

Q: What is the last thing in the mind of a bug flying 400 Mph?
A: His asshole.

Q: How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 12, you got a problem with that?

Q: What three words does a man most hate to hear while making love?
A: Honey, I'm home.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
A. Because women don`t get blow jobs while they`re driving.

[The Lady Belle]

*Laughs about the last one and looks around sheepishly..* [img]redface.gif[/img]

[cherrysmum]

LOL except for the first one which I don't get..

[ellanoize]

Sorry Mum, that wasn't a very good post, some one forwarded that to me and I posted before really giving it much thought. I apologize for the substandard material. It won't ever happen again [img]redface.gif[/img]

[The Lady Belle]

psssst..Mum..when a bug hits the windscreen it hits head first so the last thing that gets squished is its butt so its butt is the last thing on its mind....and on the windscreen too

[cherrysmum]

I just knew you would know the answer Belle LOL....now it makes sense..now it is funny LOL...keep em coming rog...

[Lefty]

I didn't get that one either, ma. We're always the last to get anything. My theory is that we've already had more fun than most humans have, damaging our puny human brains.

Yeah... That must be it.

[cherrysmum]

I am kind of brain warped...I think...maybe not....

[Lefty]

Huh? Wha? Huhn?

[cherrysis]

Okay you two
step
away
from
the GOOFBALLS!!!